I'm Hannah. I have wonderful friends and family, I can't remember most of what's told to me, and I like almost anything. Good luck making sense of my blog.
its funny because that’s exactly what happened
*Laughs.* *Pauses.* *Sobs.*
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
people who send themselves anon hate
i dont understand this gif but it feels right
(Source: supermattural)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr)
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
HAHA FUCK.
HAHAHAHHAHA
OH MY GOD
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
(Source: ytoob)
